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fuckityxbye:

• _{And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.}
• _{Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.}
• _{Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?} 
• _{I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!}
• _{This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.}
• _{Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole.} 
• _{Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.}
• _{I am three years behind on math homework.} 
• _{I don’t like your clothes; take them off.} 
• _{What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?}
• _{Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?}
• _{I get butterflies when I think about myself.} 
• _{When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.}
• _{Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot.} 
• _{To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”}
• _{I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.} 
• _{I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.} 
• _{I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.} 
• _{Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.}
• _{On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?} 
• _{I’m alive, but only ironically.} 
• _{I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.} 
• _{No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying.} 
• _{Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.} 
• _{I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any.} 
• _{-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?} 
• _{I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair.} 
• _{If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy.} 
• _{If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me.} 
• _{My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.} 
• _{Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”.} 
• _{I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me.} 
• _{Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.}

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THINGS TO SPARK A SHIP

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ICE BREAKER MEMES

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Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!

• “Good morning, sorry I’m late!”
• “I’m not late am I?”
• “I don’t think we’ve met before…”
• “You look familiar, have we met?”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Sorry! You dropped this!”
• “Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?”
• “I should have said something earlier, I’m-”
• “I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi.”
• “You must be new…”
• “Do you need a hand?”
• “Have you just moved in?”
• “If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping.”
• “I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi.”
• “I wouldn’t buy that if I were you.”
• “Do you need some help?”
• “Is this yours?”
• “Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?”
• “Hey, have you got change for a note?”
• “Want some gum?”
• “Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free.”
• “Careful!”
• “Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!”
• “Thanks for holding the door open for me!”
• “Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?”

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Send my muse a kink and they’ll rate it!

shslmythologists-archive-deacti:

scale: fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

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TFIOS Sentence Starters [Feel free to add on if there's on you think is deserving to be on the list]
"It's a metaphor."
"Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks Butts Of Children"
"Okay."
“You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.”
"Always"
"The world is not a wish-granting factory."
"This is a civil war with a predetermined winner."
“I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?”
"Live your best life today."
"You will not kill my Boyfriend/Girlfriend today, International Terrorist of Ambiguous Nationality!"
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
"I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."
“Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence”
“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”
“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
"You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
“Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.”
“The marks humans leave are too often scars.”
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”
"If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.”
"I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow."
“The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, there was no longer anyone to remember with.”
“Do the thing you're good at. Not many people are lucky enough to be so good at something.”
“Without pain, how could we know joy?"
“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
“I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it.”
“I think forever is an incorrect concept,"
"You're an incorrect concept."
“I fell in love like you fall asleep, slowly, then all at once.”
“I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity”
“I wanted more time so we could fall in love.”
“You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.”
"Who the hell speaks Swedish?”
“So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.”
“When was the last good kiss you had?”
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them."
“You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you can not even imagine yet!”
“It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.”
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."

If they had a kid meme

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

• Name:
• Gender:
• General Appearance:
• Personality:
• Special Talents:
• Who they like better:
• Who they take after more:
• Personal Head canon:
• Face Claim:

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hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.
"I'm going to kill you."
"You're mine, and mine alone."
"No one's gonna harm you."
"Stay away from me."
"Watch your back."
"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."
"I'm going to make you tremble."
"I love you."
"I hate you."
"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."
"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"
"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."
"I want you, now."
"I need you."
"You can't touch me."
"Promise me you'll be gentle."
"You don't make the demands here."
"Stop me if you hate me so much."
"I'm going to tear you inside out."
"Say my name."
"Stay with me, please."
"Don't leave."
"You're the best thing I have."
"Please don't hate me."
"You're all I have left."
"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."
"Just leave I don't need you."
"Hope is a lie."
"I want to have your babies."
"I want you to have my babies."

*:･ﾟ✧ put a thing in my ask i dare u ✧ﾟ･: * ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?

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