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OTP; That's My Girl

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thebrokenmarionette-archive asked: "WHAT DID MAMA TELL YOU ABOUT STAYING OUT OF HER TAG?"

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*runs for the hills*

Teen Pregnancy

thebrokenmarionette:

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               ”To start with I am Cambodian-English, young lady. It just so
                happens that both your uncle and I took more after your
                grandmother than we did your grandfather which is quite
                common for children of our mixed backgrounds. Second of all,
                adopted or not I am still your mother and if you think that I will
                stand for this behavior then you are in for a very unpleasant
                surprise. Now march.”

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“… Okay fine Cambodian-English but right or wrong I am not marching! …My feet are kinda tired from, you know, bein’ pregnant and all,” she rubbed the flat plane of her stomach as she smirked.

(via thebrokenmarionette-archive)

Teen Pregnancy

thebrokenmarionette:

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               ”Oh, so now you know what is and isn’t good for humanity, Missus
                I-Willingly-Slept-With-Sha — WHO TOLD YOU?! You watch your
                mouth, young lady! Go to your room! I don’t want to hear another
                word!”

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“I can do math mom; unless you popped me out when you were 6 years old and when dad was 10, I think I’m adopted. And I sure as hell don’t look Korean,”

(via thebrokenmarionette-archive)


thebrokenmarionette-archive asked: ♥♥♥♥♥

Send me a ♥ to find out how my muse feels towards yours.

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“Veata’s a good person, she can hold her own and… Well she’s got a real good heart. She cares… And that’s rare as fuck out here. I know she’s got my back,”

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“mom’s a fucking bitch and she won’t let me make the world a better place. I would have AMAZING BABIES!!!! she’s got dad whipped so bad omfg,”

Teen Pregnancy

thebrokenmarionette:

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               ”Oh, boo-hoo. My mum won’t let me have copious amounts of sex
                and let me repopulate the Earth like all the other cool kids. Why
                do you think I chose your father to be my partner of all people?
                We make for quite the fertile couple.

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“B-But it’s for the good of humanity! I can have kids if I want, I’m a consenting adult dammit… And don’t you start with you and dad, I know I’m adopted!”

(via thebrokenmarionette-archive)

beaniesandmachetes:

They gon be beautiful. Beautiful babies with great hair.

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Baby of Jared Padalecki and Ellen Paige

beaniesandmachetes:

hey jake wanna have some babies

You know what? Since I ain’t family

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Then I would loooooooove to make dem babies witchu

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i can see all the babies already

sawyergrant:

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NO. THERE WILL BE NO FLOWING OF BABIES UNDER MY ROOF. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND THEN YOUR DAD GROUNDS YOUR ASS FOREVER AND SENDS YOU TO A CONVENT. 

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YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IF I’M NOT IN UR HOUSE. I’M GONNA GO LIVE IN THE FOREST WHERE NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHO I CAN’T MAKE BABIES WITH DAMMIT

(via archived--anarchyoutthere)

permalink •• posted 7 years ago with 4 notes
#sawyergrant #crack #eehehehehehe

archived--anarchyoutthere asked: Soooooooooooooooo apparently Veata and Sawyer are Fallon's disapproving parents who question her life choices. I'm here to tell you that Sawyer is not mad, he's just very disappointed and wondering what happened to the sensible girl-woman he helped raise. Where did he go wrong? Did he not give her enough attention? FALLON PLEASE. EXPLAIN IT TO PAPA.

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sawyer u lil shit u listen here

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ur gonna be a

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grANDPAPa times 2 

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& no whipper snappin is gonna change that