chloeadarkholme:

“He asked me to bring him cookies after he got arrested, he asked for peanut butter ones and failed to mention he was allergic to peanuts, he escaped on the way to the hospital.”

“Damn dude, so I guess it was pretty damn easy to nab you on that one,” Fallon’s eyebrows arched, “The cookies thing didn’t raise any red flags…?”

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chloeadarkholme:

“I was working a case for him.”

“Wait, a client conned you? What the hell happened?!”

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chloeadarkholme:

“Some kid took advantage of my kindness.”

“Advantage? Of you?”

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chloeadarkholme:

“He just doesn’t like it when I do his job for him, he’s pretty incompetent.”

“And thus why you ended up in here?”

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chloeadarkholme:

“Well, we have history.” She shrugged.

“History, huh? Well when you get out of that cell, how about you do some sharing?” she playfully winked.

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chloeadarkholme:

“The sheriff doesn’t really like me.”

“Hah, well the guy seemed nice enough so I guess he has something against pretty blondes,”

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chloeadarkholme:

“Well, Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.”

”…Fuzzy and circumstantial equals you behind bars?“

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chloeadarkholme:

“This isn’t what it looks like.”

“… Huh, really? Cos it looks like me having to bail you out. You are explaining what happened, no ifs, ands or buts,”